"I assume you're trying to figure out how
Easy it will be to get me out of this toga."
"No, I already did that."
Britons drink at pub o'clock.
Americans start at beer thirty.
Foreign cultures are fascinating.
A short list of things people don't like about flying:
1. Legroom
2. Shoulder room
3. Headroom
4. Strangers falling asleep next to you.
5. Whatever happened to food?
A short list of things people do like about college:
1. You get older. Freshmen stay the same age.
2. You can show up drunk.
3. If you have to show up at all.
4. Freedom and freedom from responsibility.
How much better could it be?
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