I Say/They Say

I say, and they don't.

I do, and they don't.

I try to entertain, and

They try not to pay attention.

I do not know how to lead.

They say, and I don't.

They do, and I don't.

They try to entertain, and

I try not to pay attention.

I do not know how to follow.

They advertise, and I stay in.

They invite me out, and I stay in.

I go to the same place for years on end,

and suddenly stop coming.

I definitely know how to get out of the way.