Today is the day mighty Thor has made.
Let us be bad. Act like boys in it.
Today is the day that the floor is laid.
Pour a smooth slab of your choice in it.
Today is the game many more have played.
Let us play Madden. Make noise in it.
Today is the day that Al Gore gets laid.
Let's not be sad he employs women.
Today is the day many more get paid.
Let's not be bad boys. Just give a tip.
Today is one day there are laws. Obey.
Don't make so much noise at soirees, you twit.
Today is the day that the Lord has made.
Let us be glad and rejoice in it.
Let us be bad. Act like boys in it.
Today is the day that the floor is laid.
Pour a smooth slab of your choice in it.
Today is the game many more have played.
Let us play Madden. Make noise in it.
Today is the day that Al Gore gets laid.
Let's not be sad he employs women.
Today is the day many more get paid.
Let's not be bad boys. Just give a tip.
Today is one day there are laws. Obey.
Don't make so much noise at soirees, you twit.
Today is the day that the Lord has made.
Let us be glad and rejoice in it.
I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of hysteria.
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