Or...

Want to drink off a week of frustration
(Your friend can't go to the bar.)
Or just take a drive on the highway
(There's no money or gas in the car.)
Or dance with a beautiful woman
(That's too bad, 'cause she's got a date.)
Or sit around, and maybe watch baseball?
(You're too early, or eight months too late.)
Or maybe I'll just write a poem.
(I'm all out of meter and rhyme.)
What's the best way to ruin good weekends?
(A little bad news at a time.)