Thursday, September 5, 2013

I Never Made Lists This Long When Mom Asked

Today, I learned that I'm a communist.
Today I learned that first name, last name, and shoe size
Are the new name, rank, and serial number.
Today I learned that I really and truly have no social compass.
Today I learned what the hell an axolotl is,
At least kind of.
Today I discovered a new side of learning:
An accident I don't bother to avoid.

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