Sunday, October 28, 2012

Customer

I didn't have the nerve the first time.  I shouldn't now, I think,
But every repeat customer who looks like you deserves a wink.

I'm the only person on the floor prepared to offer this,
But I've written down my number here.  Please call for extra service.

Just tell me where to go, madam.  I excel the streets and halls.
I'm that kind of associate.  By request, I make house-calls.


Ring once for service.
Press two for English.
Scream if you want to go faster.
I love to satisfy the customer.

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