Thursday, October 10, 2013

The Great Seal of the University of Hard Knocks

I'm an expert on infatuation. I have a black belt in breakups,
But you want to know what I know about romance.
I think you'd be better off hunting wabbits
With an ear hat, a shotgun, and a speech impediment,
Because all I know is what I've heard in songs,
That it tastes sweet at first, and burns as you go along,
So as far as I can tell, romance is rum.

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