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I wish I could call you a sorceress,

But you're wearing the wrong color dress.

I wish I could call you a sorceress,

But my shrink said I should try to be honest.

I wish I could call you a sorceress,

But I couldn't stand being that sexist.

I wish I could call you a sorceress.

It would probably be for the best.

I wish I could call you a sorceress.

I could, if I liked you less.