Like the Bored

There's a hundred fun ways to rot out the brain.

There are kind herbs to smoke and bottles to drain,

Or perhaps television for those more sedate.

It gets in your thoughts and it addles your pate,

and there's two sorts of teens who might fall into crime:

Those in straits dire, and those passing time.

Some gorge and some snowmobile. Some visit whores.

There's no group of people destroy like the bored.