Scoreboard!

You weigh thirty-seven pounds less than I do,

But I wasn't keeping score.

You have one-hundred thirty-seven more things than I do,

But I wasn't keeping score.

You have ten-thousand, one-hundred thirty-seven more things than I do,

But I wasn't keeping score.

You've made ten-thousand, three-hundred twelve arguments

Utterly unsuited to your audience.

This time, I was keeping score like it's my job.

That time, I was keeping score because it is my job.