Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Why I Write, Part x+139: I'm Undoubtedly

I'm a prolific new poet, obscenely so, though not history's first,
But in the history senslessly of prolific poets, I'm undoubtedly the worst.
I grope about most topics with teenage inexperience, willy-nilly,
Like on eight shots of Hollywood and blender-liquified silly.
To put it characteristically, my best work is like dog-food pie,
But when a more serious, sensible topic I spy,
I turn tedious, didactic, and oversimplify.

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