Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Asshole's Prayer

Hit it and quit it.
Pump her and dump her.
Bed her and forget her.
Bone her, don't phone her.
Fuck her, then chuck her.
Do her and eschew her.
Screw her and adieu her.
The FFF, the ol' slam-n-scram,
Wham, bam, thank you m'am.
Now please don't leave me in a jam.

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