Whichever

Either I'm reading about baseball

Or I'm listening to music. Whichever.

Either I wrote that poem about you

Or it's about someone else. Whichever.

Either this poem is about ecstasy

Or it's about misery. Whichever.

Either you did something to make me doubt you,

Or I've just been busy. Whichever.

Either it's not a priority

Or I'm just exhausted. Whichever.

It seems like I say “whichever” a lot,

When I should be saying “or both.”