The Species of Lies in the Fairy Tale Genus, Classified By Size

A prince has the resources to print posters

and an army to conduct a womanhunt for him,

But instead he tries a slipper on a kingdom of feet

and out of a kingdom, only one of them fit?

And that's the only way he could recognize

A woman who supposedly meant so much to him?

And how come every washed-up ballplayer

Has to teach his girlfriend how to hit?

And how come he has to do it with his arms around her

and one hand on her hip?

I never believed the big lie in the fairy tale.

The little lies outed it.