Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Unrequited Infatuation as a Social Network

So you're wanting my opinion, plus everything I know
On Madison, Mariah, Kelly, Megan and Margo?
Well Megan is available.  Jaime wants to ask her out,
But he works, he's always busy, and he suffers from self-doubt.
Madison dates two guys, don't know how she keeps it up.
Mariah's dating Kelly; I guess that's just tough luck.
Marge is chasing Jason, might be months until she quits.
That's how she works; she picks one crush, and then she sticks to it.
And I've heard it rumored that Megan has her eye on
Mason and Michael and Chandler and Orion,
You know him? He's the new guy who got turned down by Renae.
But Megan is available, so YOLO, seize the day.

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