Friday, February 8, 2013

Alphabet U

The College Kid's Alphabet
(Monday Morning through Thursday Morning Version):
A is for Academics; B is for Beer.
It's for one of those reasons U won't C me here.

The College Kid's Alphabet
(Thursday Night through Monday Morning version):
A is for All Night. B is for Beer-Bong. C is for Cuervo.
D is for Double-Shot. F is for the obvious.

The College Kid's Alphabet (Post-Finals Version):
A is for WAAAAASTED. B is for BLASTED!
C is for Crunk. D is for Don't Deserve It, Drinking Anyway.
F is for what it always stands for. G is for... …grades?

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