Just 'Cause

I want to write a movie called Extracurricular Activities,
and a book called Male Teachers Don't Wanna Get Hugs.
I want to write a song called "It's Been a Dog's Age Since I Saw You
(But Since Men Are Dogs, It Feels Like Forever),"
and I want to direct a porno called "service," just 'cause.

I want to sing like the world is tone-deaf,
and dance like the world isn't watching,
and eat like I missed breakfast today,
and drink like I will again tomorrow.
and take a pass at the homecoming queen,
Just 'cause,

But my youth is in its last breaths,
So I want a preview of what's next.