Saturday, September 30, 2017

What Happens to Ragnarok Deferred?

The boy's problem with schoolwork was “work,” not “school.”
He did his work as late and quickly as he could, the fool.
One time he left the work too late for any hurry,
and with nothing to turn in, felt a world-ending worry.
All he could think was “damn, I'm in deep shit.”
He would have bet cash that Maitreya had hit,
But though he was grounded for five or six weeks,
Life simply went on with a couple of tweeks.

The boy met a girl; the two thought it seemed right.
Their joining made him feel like “let there be light.”
Then, girlfriend shortened herself to friend,
and the boy thought the world was sure to end.
For one day, he put the world on suspension,
Headphones blaring music he'd rather not mention.
Tears and spring rains became summer, then fall.
This ending was no Armageddon at all.

Soon the boy got employed, although having a job
Did not make him care. He still dressed like a slob.
He hated his customers more again than his bosses.
Only on bathroom breaks did he give any tosses.
Since he barely came in, he was duly let go.
He thought “Fenrir is here” when they first let him know,
Like a crash with Nibiru, or at least coming near.
So intense were his feelings of shame and of fear,

But life just went on, past these setbacks and others.
Pestilence went unseen, as did all of his brothers.
As the boy moved along, his suspicions kept mounting
That nothing he'd do would stop long counts from counting.
Now he tours life's disasters with nary a care,
With his eyes off the road and his hands in the air,
and if on he meanders, head made so, of mutton,
Someday it's real likely he'll press the red button.

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