Sunday, March 2, 2014

Today's Vocabulary Lesson

What does a braggart stoner be? I'd say a Mari-Wanna.
Someone who won't abide talk radio, I call a Rush-Hush-Ana.

The unconscionable act I've named Miscogynation
Is to knowingly and willfully enter carnal relations
With a dumb, sexist bigot who's stuck in the fifties.
Stalkers who slow down when you do are Downshifty.

Those who get what you want eat Sour Grapes,
But when you manage to chase down what others chased,
Your labors reap no fruits, but rather Tasty Steaks.

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