Who Do You Think You Are?

You are nothing like your clothing and your invitation claim,

Wearing little but a smile and another person's name.

You're not the entertainer of the legend and the rumor,

Though I can see how folks were fooled, given your figure and your humor.

You are not who I led me to believe you are,

Not by far.

You aren't the answer to life's great questions,

Or even most of its mediocre ones.

You are more than just a list of things you aren't,

No matter what I tell you.