Tuesday, November 5, 2013

The Very Newest in Old Folk Wisdom

Bakers rise early. If pie's easy,
Then what are they doing?
How many shrinks you think it takes
To screw my loose screws in?
If suffering builds character,
What do characters build?
Unless your glass is in outer space,
It's totally filled.
If your aunt was your uncle,
She wouldn't be your aunt.
There are three kind of people:
Those who can count, and those who can't.
There are two kinds of jobs:
Experience required and experience preferred,
and always, always remember
Your patience will be rewarded–eventually.

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