My Personal World, Part 5: In Praise of my Ten-Year-Old MP3 Player, Likely to be Retired in the Next Three to Six Weeks

I boot it up one more time, load the old MP3s.

It's my Prozac, teleporter and my time machine

And has been for ten years, and it's only almost broken.

I'll ride it 'til it's red hot, snail slow and smokin'.