Check Your Six

I promise I won't let the trash sit for days.

I promise I won't smoke 'til our house sits in haze.

I promise I won't ever say you look fat.

I promise I won't trash your friends or your cat.

I promise I won't just watch baseball all day.

I promise I'll go look for work right away.

I promise I won't blow you off all the time.

I promise I won't put our business online.

I promise I won't be charmed away by another.

I promise I won't come between you and your mother.

I promise that soon, I'll come to the point of this rhyme:

I promise this won't be like last time.