Thursday, April 10, 2014

An Incomplete List of Things that No Longer Exist

Poets publishing a back-and-forth, which these days only rappers do.
Rebellious children eating paste as they come down off sniffing glue.
Mimeographs, at least in the minds of our youth.
Pathos as merely a dressing for proof.
“That's what she said!” (Replaced by “phrasing.” It's for the best.)
Absolute monarchy, tired long before its rest.
Current jazz, hard rock, and metal (as cultural forces).
Unsupervised bike rides and obstacle courses.
In mainstream science, spontaneous generation.
Mentioning a “superhighway” while seeking information.
The senses of accomplishment at most high school graduations.
Half-decent alternative radio stations.
A heliocentric universe.
An earth where hive living is considered perverse.
My readers' resolve and attention span,
My reserve of ideas, the tip of my pencil, my plan.

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