That's Not How I Remember It

On route to Bio 201
A young man says "That night was fun,
We got to dance and got to drink,
We ought to go again, I think."

The girl replies, no, fairly spits,
"That's not how I remember it.
You got too drunk.  You hogged the keg.
You danced too close and grabbed my leg.

You were so loud, so very rude.
I'd rather not repeat that, 'dude'."
The boy says "Don't be such a prude.
You have a total buzzkill 'tude."

"You weren't just buzzed.  Behave yourself.
And spare some buzz for someone else."
Her words, they cut.  His pride was harmed,
And he spared her his further charm.