The United States Sasquatch Society
Of Bigfoot Hunter Hunters
Will be holding a meeting regarding the
continuing,
Convenient, exaggerated rumors of our
nonexistence,
Our highly-successful gaslighting
campaigns in
British Columbia, Washington, Oregon,
California,
Arizona, Utah, Colorado, Idaho,
Oklahoma, Texas,
Ontario, Minnesota, Wisconsin,
Illinois, Indiana,
Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Tennesee, Alabama,
Georgia, Florida, North Carolina, and
New York,
and the increasing absenteeism at our
meetings.
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