The World Is Too Hot

On average, the world is too hot

To breathe and wear jeans at the same time,

But it turns out that I'm just a wimp,

Because in cosmic terms, it's frigid to lukewarm.

Our world is a pea in the solar system,

A mite in the galaxy.

In cosmic terms, our world is a little speck of nothing,

All covered in oceans and ranges and bases and chasms,

and the whole thing fit to give photographers an orgasm.

God rubbed our world out of his eye in waking,

and we didn't deserve as much.