I want to do something nobody's ever done
(As long as I don't have to practice,
and it's kinda-sorta fun).
How many hundreds have climbed Everest?
That hardly sounds like some great test.
Strolling Antarctica in the nude
Sounds like something I could do,
But, alas, there's no prize to be won
For coming in second to a cute, jiggly blond.
I once spent near an hour on a pogo stick,
But the record's 17, and jumping that much, I'd get sick.
I did write this poem, which no one has before.
Perhaps unique is not enough; to merit, there is more.
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