Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Stupid Questions

Why are they trying to sell hockey
To yet another warm-weather city?
If politicians are famous for lies,
Why do we voters still vote for these guys?
If I pay myself first, why not pay me
With time, instead of money?
Why trust one to manage heaven and hell
Who can't even handle the weather well?
Why isn't democracy
an extracurricular activity?
Why don't we have democracy practice
Like a driver's education class?

Monday, February 13, 2017

The Number-Two Reason (After Lack of Talent) That I Am Not a Famous Author

There's a million emotions I don't really miss.
I can't recall fear, but I still can feel bliss.
When I write, I feel happy. Do I ever feel sad?
I sure do get angry—take the good with the bad.
I never feel stress, and go years 'tween premonitions.
I daresay I'm no expert in human emotions.
My favorite one is probably “motorcycle,”
But the one I feel most would be nothing at all.

My Personal World, Part 25: Open Up Old Times

I get out this album, again, and I open up old times,
Improved by melody, meter, and rhymes.
I remember the one who made my good times better,
Improved them with sympathy, laughter and letter.
I remember this one gave me understanding, stimulation
When I was at my worst, with no career or avocation.
I remember how this one served as my armor,
Protection from myself and enemies at my door.
I remember the ones who supported my foreign years,
Who forged a connection 'tween my home and my heres.
I listen and remember, or at least I try,
and I smile because I forgot how to cry.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Changing Without Changing

Anywhere, anytime, and without fear, I go:
The version of me that backed down died years ago.
Yet, my sin of sloth should still send me to hell:
The version of me that gave up is alive and well.
These versions of me, the same version of me, is laughing:

My amusement at coincidence of preposition is still growing.

What Have I Become?

Once an endurance athlete, and now a bowl full of jelly,
I hardly gave a thought to work; now I work in front of the telly.
Between my fur and my taste for cold, I was once a polar bear.
Did I migrate? Yes, and south at that. To a tropical island, that's where.
Mine was once the almost-famous name of a blazing ace of test-taking,
and lately I've found myself unable to memorize a thing.
(In my mind, ideas are illegal immigrants—that's how head-blows affect a poet.)
At some times, under some, I was a patriot; now, I'm nearly twice an expatriate.
Some years ago, I worked with passion, on fire for teaching
Now I spend half my week just waiting for the weekend,
Longing for time to write, and the time I wrote, and the quiet.
From would-be novelist to erstwhile storywriter to dormant poet,
and now neither prolific in the first nor productive in the other,
I've become a motorcyclist, though that one only shocks my mother.

Worst Year Ever

Half the nation called him “President,”
the other nasty names.
He served his eight. The president
now could not stay the same.
Though the parties knew incumbency
Was guaranteed to end,
No single worthy candidate
Did either party send.
One candidate was famous,
a liar and cheat,
The other famous for being
as dishonest as he.
The news and truth got messy
in their public divorce
Though they still saw each other
On the side, of course.
So the land made a king of a
Big, windy, orange liar
and in making, made itself
A big dumpster fire.
Now we're left here, together
To pick up the pieces.
It's a task we must master for
The good of the species.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Ketchup and Catfood

Most folks need an occasion to go out on a date.
I need only a lost fork or a broken plate,
Or cookies and bread, or a blade to shave my face
Or new lock to keep shut the gate at my place.
To put more texts on my prepaid cell,
To clear my head when I'm not thinking well,
Ketchup and catfood, or any of the above
Gets me a night out with my two-wheeled love.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Four Wheels Good, Two Wheels Better, pt. 2

Perhaps to see the road rush by,
Perhaps to feel the breeze,
To take the turn at 45
and forty-five degrees,
Perhaps to go there just for fun,
Then take the long way home,
Perhaps to seat exclusively
Wherever I may roam,
Because no jurisdiction's law
Holds traffic to its letter,
Wherever I've heard four are good,
I've found that two are better.

A Limerick Eaten by a Thesaurus

I utilize uncomplicated words when I compose,
Admitting it appears a smidgen mundane and hackneyed.
I scribble what I recognize,
Allow my rectitude to appear,
and I'm confident that I apply the words properly.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Macklemore Might or Might Not Dig It

What's wrong with wearing something gauche or passé?
Why spend down to the lint to keep a wardrobe up to date?
The answers don't suffice, because nobody really knows
What's wrong with wearing your father's old clothes.
Think about it a second, that's all it takes to realize
That the same genes might make the man the same size.
If the shoe hurts, don't you dare just grin and bear it.
If the shoe feels good, why, then it's a good idea to wear it.

Hunting the World's Most Dangerous Book

The thesaurus is a dangerous work.
Behind its calls, writers' folly does lurk.
The thesaurus might make jesters of us all.
If into its trap do we wearily fall
By mustering new talks up into the fold
And serving them as they were just like the old.

One Day a Year (I Miss Big Box Stores)

The weight of our culture's priorities
Bows many of us to our bended knees,
and one day a year turns the whole world pink.
Through rose-colored conscience, we choose not to think:
Why just one person? Why just one day?
Why mothball steadiness, friendship away?

I guess everyone, every day would be kind of demanding,
and I sure do love the candy.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Why I Write, Part x+267: For No Good Reason(?)

Though it's unpleasant, and thought it is trite,
For near fifteen years I've continued to write
Of a beautiful life and its ugliest end
Which I've long understood, but refused to comprehend.
I might've covered every detail, but over this I've glossed:
The world gains nothing from the writing, and the life's already lost.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

My Personal World, Part 24: Relativity

Bass banging out a blistering back-beat,
Hoping against hope to hold the high point
Of the dying week,
The ticky-tack ticking-away of time
Siphons, slurps, slips, sags, slides, settles,
Into a slow leak.

Out of the Box and Into the Fire, or A Poet's Worst Emotional Argument for Universal Basic Income

“Just think outside the box,” they say
As 'hind clichés they hide.
A residence outside the box
I wish they would provide.
For though I've searched in foreign lands
Across the sea's dark sheen,
There's few things I have yet to find
Save refuge from routine,
and though I'm mostly stifled,
My moods and muse both wan,
To remain confined by management's
My one preserving plan.
For when I'm working, “different's”
a longer word for “worse.”
I'm quickly made complacent.
It's my temperament and curse,
and outside of a schedule
Upon my face I'd fall.
A refuge in quick failure
Is no refuge at all.

New Years Resolution

Oil and water, mixed poorly from birth,
At peace at the opposite ends of the earth:
The one's hopes map well to the other one's fears,
and though peaceably separate for miles and years,
The one misses the other in spite of the pain
Of deliberate friction with nothing to gain
and the other is creeping toward missing the one,
toward regret for his being an unpleasant son.
It occurs, in this Janus, to this lingering other:
This year's one to make peace between child and mother.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

The Old Man and the Seed

Gaze now, callow youth, upon the old man spurned,
His overtures honest, his calls unreturned.
Why should he long, unmet, for this one connection?
To change callow youth from his own sins' direction?
To guide one who holds the same interests as he?
To extend the world's recall of how it used to be?
Or perhaps it's not to teach. Does he aspire, then, to learn?
Gaze now, callow youth, upon the old man spurned.