Mad Cash/Fat Stacks/Copycats/Kiss My..., or He Jelly Bro

I don't hold store by fit or more slovenly stacks,

I don't hold it against you that you've no copycats,

and we're all influenced by things that were already written,

But if you read like your own bad fanfiction,

and sell yourself to the world like you're the hotcakes' knees,

Then may you find Lego bricks under your feet

and spider webs above the eyes, right to the top of your head

Wherever you roam in your blessèd, damnèd, damnable existence.