I Hope These Thoughts Didn't Count

It was fun for the first ten minutes.

It was boring after the first five minutes.

It was just plain boring.

Look at it. Why would I even open the box?

I can't ever imagine having been

The kind of person who would play with that.

You say I played with it a ton when I was young,

But I clearly remember wanting a different one,

and I don't remember a time when it meant anything to me.

I don't remember that.

What is it?