Living the Stereotype

I am so expressive

That I would tell you exactly what I'm feeling

Except I don't know the words for it,

and I'm not really feeling anything at the moment.

I am so well rounded

That I haven't thought of sex since...

...Whoops.

I'm so good at making commitments

I've canceled half of everything I ordered on E-bay.

I'm so good at taking suggestions

That I netflixed eight seasons of The Office

Before I figured out that I needed to get a job.

I'm so straightforward

That I have never written a sarcastic word.

This was meant to be an apology,

But then I realized I only meant it as an explanation,

Because I don't think I should change for you.

I don't think I should change for anyone but me.