Static Electric Character

I've heard people suppose that I found religion,

That I burnt up my sins in the fires of conversion,

But I found God in a moment of teenage desperation;

I just sometimes lose his number.

A friend of mine assumes that I just found a mission,

But I've always been driven by a thing I keep my head in.

In fact, the one I have now is even the same one.

I just got a little better at it.

You might think that I got older and smarter,

Or that I found something more to live for,

Or even that I had one, and now I'm trying harder,

and not a word of all of those is right.

I just got a sense of humor about my bad judgment.