I Guess That's a Really Big “If,” Isn't It?

Should I impress a woman who's seen it all?

Need I only be ready to fall?

Should I be ready at her beck and softest call,

Or should I be willing to show some balls?

Perhaps there's only one requirement, and honesty is all.

If all advice was good, I might stalk Peter's hallowed halls...

...But I would not be single.